more like, the rest of my life.

softgrlfriend:
that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao
The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

#had to sit in the car while my friend and their bf were talking abt their sex life #so uhh #yeah thats enough for one year im dissociating #text

dianas-shortgalpal:

lady-redhaired:
Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

01 Jan 271,956 notes via

#why is everyone on here a fucking oracle #text #covid

kieumy–vu:

SPIDER-MAN + tumblr’s banned tags

01 Jan 11,260 notes via

#are you kidding me #i havent been on this site in so long is this real #mcu #spiderman

oldwebtreasure:

The Happy99 worm, also known as Ska or i-Worm, was a worm for Windows, appearing in 1999. The worm would display a gif of exploding fireworks in a window titled “Happy New Year 1999!″. This was the first worm known to spread via e-mail and usenet. Other than attaching itself to the user’s computer, this worm did no damage.

01 Jan 48,432 notes via

#good worm #text #new years

Anonymous said:

ginger ale is just sprite but more spicey :/

ginger-ale-official:

oh sure and the sistine chapel is just a room with some paint in it

18 Nov 69,122 notes via

halflifethree:

when im listening to my own library and playlists i feel like a powerful wizard but when im trying to show my music taste to anyone it feels like i have a shame cone on

06 Sep 129,703 notes via

#but WHY #text

devouringyourson: